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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure



the-single-flamingo:

gayan1983:

Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

It took me like ten seconds to get that




bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS





poppypicklesticks:

anrgy:

inspirational

The lord is testing Anita 



Clever. Not entirely true, but clever.

sylvia-socioplath:

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Krista. 19. TX & OK.
College Kid.
Dreamer.
Worrier.
Wanderer.
Nester.
Chronic Romantic.
Hopeless Cynic.
Born Smoker.
Interests include: nature, cigarettes, sex, late nights, lace, food, books, politics, laughing.
Casual member of several fandoms.





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